Spoiler Slayer

New video for the musical is up at UPN, which is extremely cool. Since I was able to step through it, I thought I'd transcribe it for everyone.

Opens with the words 'A Television Event. Buffy (black leather jacket in Bronze): Life's a show and we all play our parts. And when the music starts, we open up our hearts(takes off jacket to reveal red top) Buffy continues to sing over this montage of scenes... It's alright, if something's come out wrong (Spike (gameface) crashing a nighttime funeral, throwing chairs and scaring folks, Buffy breaking down Bronze door, red-faced demon, Buffy twirling broken pool cue, beating red-faced demon (while a puckish character looks on, could be Giles stunt-double?), game-face Spike in graveyard grabbing someone (human), gang rushing into the Bronze) We'll sing a happy song and you can sing along. (Buffy singing in Magic Box, Xander and Anya dancing in apartment, close-up of Buffy) Cut to Gang in Magic Box Buffy: Last night, you know, did anybody, um, burst into song? Giles (sings as music slowly comes up): I've got a theory, that it's a demon, a dancing demon, no, something isn't right there. Willow (pointing): I've got a theory, some kid is dreaming, and we're all stuck inside his wacky broadway nightmare. Tara (waving hands - like oooooo) Xander: I've got a theory we should work this out. Anya, Willow, Tara, Xander: It's getting eerie what's this cheery singing all about. Anya: I've got a theory, it could be bunnies (music stops and everyone stares at Anya) Cut to jazzy music and Anya and Xander softshoeing in the apartment Cut to Spike jumping from gravestone onto coffin in aforementioned funeral procession Spike: Let me rest in peace, let me get some sleep. (he could be singing this on the coffin) Spike and Buffy? falling into an open grave (could be Sarah's stunt double, could be a human) Back in the Magic Box, Xander says: See okay, that was disturbing. Dawn (in Bronze): Where do we go from here (Spike and Buffy looking at each other in the background, Anya looks on, Xander and Giles, Willow and Tara off to the other side) Everyone singing continues with this montage: Where do we go from here. (Tara standing next to a very distraught Willow, Tara looking down and touching Willow's shoulder. A troubled Giles, a perplexed Spike (in alley), a perplexed Buffy walking towards Spike in the alley. Everyone (in a line in the Bronze, first grabbing and holding hands, then letting go and going separate ways): Understand we'll go hand in hand, but we'll walk alone in fear. (Giles) Tell Me (Everyone) Where do we go from here. Everyone Singing continues over this montage: Where do we go from here. (Buffy singing in graveyard, Giles holding out hand, Buffy kicking, Tara - Anya - Buffy dancing, Tara and Willow looking at each other, Spike grabbing Buffy (it could be that she's been thrown at him and he's stopping her, she might be trying to hit him and he pulls her closer, or she might have been trying to get away from him and he pulls her back: Hey, you could read that a dozen ways) Buffy on a tombstone in the graveyard as the camera pans back. Announcer: Buffy, The Musical. Coming Tuesday November 6th at 8/7 Central only on UPN